It was a scene of devastation, a veritable slaughterhouse. You could almost hear the silent screams of brain cells as they met their doom.
Tag Archives: humor
April 12, 2010
The outcry over God’s failure to adjust himself to human expectations reached a high-pitched scream yesterday with yet another startling revelation: God – the Great “I AM,” The Almighty Monarch, the Creator of all Existence, the One Who Pulled the Pin at the Big Bang – is registered with neither major American political party.
February 3, 2010
There are moments when you know you’ve nailed it. Pick your sport’s analogy: You’ve swished the series-winning three-pointer; you’ve wedged yourself through defensive-line gorillas and crossed the goal. You’ve hit the game-winning grand slam. Spike that ball. Dance the end-zone dance. Slap those high-fives as you cross the plate. Leap. Pump your fist. No one […]